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kmaherali
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A Student who got 0% Marks in a Delhi Govt school, was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. - In his Last Battle..

Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. - Marriage..

Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. - Liquid State..

Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
Awesome Reply By Student :- " *Daaru K Glass Me..."*

Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
Answer :
Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, *"No man can be punished twice for same offence..."*
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Laugh loudly 😄😄😄
kmaherali
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Editor's Choice -- Ismaili Digest -- 50 jokes by Mawlana Hazar Imam to celebrate Salgirah with!

Salgirah Mubarak!

To celebrate this happy occasion, we bring you our popular collection of 50 jokes by Mawlana Hazar Imam -- many with video or audio.

During the Golden Jubilee, Hazar Imam said in Vancouver, "from time to time I have joked with my Jamat, and it has come to them in a rather unexpected way! And I said to my spiritual children, a smile is a blessing. We don't thank Allah because He protects us from worldly difficulties only; we also thank Him for the happiness that He gives us in life."

Even if you've heard some of these jokes before, they're sure to still bring a smile to your face once again. As Hazar Imam said at the 2104 opening of the Ismaili Centre, Toronto: "We are a community that welcomes the smile!"

With best wishes for many smiles
Ismaili Digest

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EDITOR'S CHOICE

Part 1 - A Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!

In the spirit of all the celebrations to come, Ismaili Digest presents: "A Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!" And, we wish everyone Mubarak. We hope the jokes give everyone many laughs because "we are a community that welcomes the smile!"

Continued Here » http://isma.li/SVv0WL

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EDITOR'S CHOICE

Part 2 - A Priceless & Rare Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!

After the unexpected and overwhelming response to part 1, "A Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!", we are pleased to publish part 2 for the Jamat's enjoyment and happiness. We are sure this hysterical collection of rare jokes by Hazar Imam will refresh and energize you.

Continued Here » http://isma.li/dbWfsw
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