Humour

[kmaherali]

A Student who got 0% Marks in a Delhi Govt school, was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. - In his Last Battle..

Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. - Marriage..

Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. - Liquid State..

Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
Awesome Reply By Student :- " *Daaru K Glass Me..."*

Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
Answer :
Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, *"No man can be punished twice for same offence..."*


Laugh loudly

[kmaherali]

Editor's Choice -- Ismaili Digest -- 50 jokes by Mawlana Hazar Imam to celebrate Salgirah with!

Salgirah Mubarak!

To celebrate this happy occasion, we bring you our popular collection of 50 jokes by Mawlana Hazar Imam -- many with video or audio.

During the Golden Jubilee, Hazar Imam said in Vancouver, "from time to time I have joked with my Jamat, and it has come to them in a rather unexpected way! And I said to my spiritual children, a smile is a blessing. We don't thank Allah because He protects us from worldly difficulties only; we also thank Him for the happiness that He gives us in life."

Even if you've heard some of these jokes before, they're sure to still bring a smile to your face once again. As Hazar Imam said at the 2104 opening of the Ismaili Centre, Toronto: "We are a community that welcomes the smile!"

With best wishes for many smiles
Ismaili Digest



EDITOR'S CHOICE

Part 1 - A Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!

In the spirit of all the celebrations to come, Ismaili Digest presents: "A Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!" And, we wish everyone Mubarak. We hope the jokes give everyone many laughs because "we are a community that welcomes the smile!"

Continued Here » http://isma.li/SVv0WL



EDITOR'S CHOICE

Part 2 - A Priceless & Rare Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!

After the unexpected and overwhelming response to part 1, "A Collection of Hazar Imam's Jokes!", we are pleased to publish part 2 for the Jamat's enjoyment and happiness. We are sure this hysterical collection of rare jokes by Hazar Imam will refresh and energize you.

Continued Here » http://isma.li/dbWfsw

[kmaherali]

The Bill

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for your use."

"But I didn't use them."

'Well, they are here, and you could have."

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.

"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That’s correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."