God will provide

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:49 pm

Ishq kia hai, kia vafa, aur kia hai aas
Bhuuk milne ki, ye jalne ki hai pyas

Bandagi hai nam jis ka, maiñ hi huuñ
Qaid meñ haiñ aap ki mere havas

Huuñ juda sho.ala alav se maiñ ek
Aur tanhai na aa.e mujh ko ras

Maiñ moallim huuñ vafa ka bas ki yuuñ
Har patiñga ho ke jata mere pas

Ik pareshañ sa tafakkur zindagi
Hai sabati gar koi, tera qayas

Ali Hammad Hami

TRANSLATION:

Love? Loyalty? Hope?
A quest for reunion, a yearning to burn

An epitome of relinquishment, I am
Ever since you took charge of my senses

I’m a spark ejected from the conflagration
And I can’t come to terms with this aloneness

I am the preceptor of attachment, behold!
Each (flame-loving) moth comes to me (for initiation)

Nothing but a stray thought, this life
No constancy hither, other than your thought

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:12 pm

KAHEE(N) ISHQ SAJDEY ME GHIR GAYA
KAHEE(N) ISHQ SAJDEY SE PHIR GAYA

KAHEE(N) ISHQ DARS E WAFA BANA
KAHEE(N) ISHQ HUSN E ADA BANA

KAHEE(N) ISHQ NE ZAHER PILWA DIYA
KAHEE(N) ISHQ NE ZABAH KARWA DIYA

KAHEE(N) ISHQ SAIF E KHUDA BANA
KAHEE(N) ISHQ SHER E KHUDA BANA

KAHEE(N) ISHQ NAINU KA NOOR HUA
KAHEE(N) ISHQ KOHEY TURR HUA

KAHEE(N) ISHQ TU HI TU HUA
KAHEE(N) ISHQ MUJH ME TU HUA

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:13 pm

BIWI SE ZINDAGI BUNTI HAI JANAT BHI AUR JAHNAM BHI

YEH SHAADI APNI FITRAT ME NA MARIA HAI NA MARVI HAI

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:20 pm

A newly married couple;
Bridegroom said: From onward you are my life partner, my Zeenat, my Tabassum, my tamana.

Bride replied sheepishly: And you are my Zain, Aamir, and Rizwan.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:26 pm

Biwi ne romantic mood me shohar (husband) se kaha; Janu merey tan mon me aag laga dou.
Shohar ne petrol chharak ker aag laga di.

Notice: Please, romantic jazbaat ka izhar aasan aou sadah alfaaz me karee(n).
From: Rescue Department 1122 or 911, thanks.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:35 pm

Look in the mirror, what is it you see?
An empty shell that is waiting to be
Have faith and believe for we don't know why
There is always a purpose for what's gone by

Learn how to love and smile each day
Be thoughtful and thankful along the way
Reach down inside and open your heart
Each dawning day brings a fresh new start

Seek deeply within and you will find
The shell you see can be true and kind
You know what is right from experience past
Good deeds and love will always last

Life my friend has taught you so well
You are ready to fly and leave your shell
Leave the past behind and look to the sky
Spread your wings and let yourself fly

Lori Campbell

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:37 pm

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT:

Give thanks for every sunrise
For one will be your last
Opportunities you have today
Tomorrow will be past
Time does not wait for anyone
As hours tick away
Choose wisely how you spend your time
The things you do and say
Live every day without regret
For something said or done
Remember to count your blessings
Each day at setting sun

Clay Harrison

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:23 pm

NEEND ABHI KHULI NA THI
KE HAAI DHUUP DHAL GAI
PAAU(N) JAB TALAK UTHE(N)
KE ZINDAGI PHISAL GAI
AUR HUM KHAREY KHAREY
MORR PER RUKEY RUKEY
UMAR KE CHARAOU KA
UTAAR DEKHTEY RAHEY
KARWAN GUZAR GAYA
GHUBAR DEKHTEY RAHEY

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:49 pm

Ready to depart:

On a journey free of cost
No worry seat is confirmed
The flight is always on time
Good deeds will be luggage
Humanity will be passport
Faith will be visa
Safe landing with Izrael

IKK DIN PAREY GA JANA
KIYA WAQT KIA ZAMANA

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:29 pm

THERE IS NO ONE BUT YOU LORD
WHO KNOWS ME LIKE YOU DO
THERE IS NO ONE BUT YOU
I TELL MY ALL TROUBLES TO

SO MANY TIMES YOU HAVE CALMED MY FEARS
JUST BY YOUR WATCHFUL GAZE
AND REALIZING IT WAS YOU I AM TRUELY AMAZED
THAT YOU WOULD TAKE THE TIME EACH DAY

FROM ALL YOU DO AND SEE
TO WATCH AND GUIDE MY STEPS
BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE FOR ME
I THANK YOU MY DEAR LORD

MARY ANN CARTER

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:32 pm

HAMARA TAJRUBA HAMEE(N) YEHI SIKHATA HAI
JO MAKHAN LAGATA HAI WOH CHUNA BHI LAGATA HAI

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:39 pm

Husband: Yeh aalu ke parathhu me aalu tou nazar nahi aa rahe(n) hai(n).

Wife: Oei chupp karkey kha. kiya kashmiri pullau mey Kashmir nazar aata hai.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:44 pm

Eek Pathan shadi ki raat bahut pareshan tha ke biwi se kiya baat karey. Aakhir bahut sochiney ke ba'd bola;

Bahen ji, tumharey ghar walu ko pata hai ke tum idhar merey saath ho.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:51 pm

ZAHID SHARAB PEENEY DE MASJID ME BAITH KAR
YA WOH JAGHA BATA DE JAHAN PER KHUDA NA HO
GALIB

MASJID KHUDA KA GHAR HAI PINEY KI JAGH NAHI(N)
KAFIR KE DIL ME JAO WAHA(N) PER KHUDA NAHI(N)
IQBQL

KAFIR KE DIL SE AAYA HU(N) MAI(N) YEH DEKH KAR
KHUDA MOUJUD HAI WAHA(N) PAR US KO KHABAR NAHI(N)
SHIVA

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:07 pm

Mullah was visiting USA.
A smart beautiful girl out of mischief said to mullah " I like you ".
Mullah said: Astagfirullah, Astagfirullah.

Girl said: l love you.
Mullah sheepishly replied: Na'uzbillah.

Girl said again: I want to kiss you.
Mullah replied promptly: Bismillah, Bismillah.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:15 pm

After begging all day, a beggar collected Rs. 100 in charity. In the evening he changed clothes and like a gentleman went to a 4 star hotel for dinner. After dinner waiter handed him Rs.1000 bill. He offered Rs.100. Police was called and beggar was handed to them. Out side the hotel beggar gave Rs. 100 to police and went free home.
This is called: FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT WITHOUT MBA.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:21 pm

Government Hospital ke doctor ouur mareez (patient) mey kiya farq hai?

Hospital ka doctor NURSE per marta hai or patient FARSH (floor) per marta hai.

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:17 pm

Punjabi computer symbols:

Delete = Mitti pao
Search = Labbo
Face Book = Mu(n)h wali kitab
Syntax error = Durr futtey mu(n)h
Enter = Warro ji
Exit = Chal dafah ho

shivaathervedi2 · Post by **shivaathervedi2** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:24 pm

Kiraya daar ne maalik makan se shikayat ki; Bhai Saheb aap ke makan me chuhey (rats) raat ko bahut naachtey hai(n).

Kiraya daar ne jawab diya; Tou kiya 2000 rupya kiraya mey Madhuri ya Katrina aa kar nachey gi.